This is an ode to the crack (of the couch). Mrs. Wagenhauser told me, "if you love the crack so much, why don't you write a blot post about it?"
So guess what I'm doing? I'M WRITING A BLOG POST ABOUT THE CRACK.
The crack is the space of the Magdsick's couch in which two cushions meet. It is really comfortable.
The crack is...difficult to explain. It's also very simple to explain. It's the best place in the world, probably. The couch is perfectly "cushy" if you will. It's not too firm - it is perfectly soft. Sinking into the crack is like sneezing slowly for six hours straight. It's like eating pretzels and drinking grape soda. It's like a good scotch and a pipe. It's like peanut butter and jelly.
The crack's the BEST. It is my favorite ever.
this is the best blog post i've seen in...well...ever. bravo, McCool.
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